DEAR DAD, WITH LOVE

Lost for words this Father’s Day? We’ve got you covered. Here are your professionally crafted words of love for awesome dads. All you need to do is buy a card.

FISHERMAN DAD

To Dad,

Hope you have a reely good Father’s Day. Thanks for being brill-iant and kicking bass. You’re a real catch, no trout about it. I cod go on forever.

Love, me

Rugby Dad

To Dad,

Remember when Dan Carter took the All Blacks to victory with a 33-point lead against the Lions? You’re THAT good. I wouldn’t even swap you for Steve Hansen.

Love, me

DOGGY DAD

To Dad,

Can’t wait to spend some time doing something special with you. Walk? Ball? Walk? It’s your day, you choose. I left you a present on the rug in the hallway. Sorry.

Love, me

SUPER-MUM DAD

To Mum,

Thanks for being a dad when I need one. Your toolbox would put any bloke to shame. Also, you already got a Mother’s Day present. So don’t expect anything else.

Love, me

CAR MAD DAD

To Dad,

My love for you burns faster than my car burns oil. And that’s saying something. Also, my engine’s making a funny noise. Can you take a look?

Love, me

DOUBLE DADS

To Dad #1,

How did I get so lucky to have two awesome dads? I feel like the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. But you’re my favourite. Don’t tell Dad.

Love, me

DIY DAD

To Dad,

Thanks for showing me how to build things myself. I was listening when you showed me how to fix the gate. But with you around, I’m glad I don’t have to.

Love, me

SUGAR DAD

To Dad,

Thanks for always having my back and supporting me. Speaking of, I’ll need help with rent this month. My account number is <xxxx xxxx xxx xxx>.

Love, me

GOLF DAD

To Dad,

Happy Father’s Day. You’re the best dad by par. Thanks for putting me on the right course. Wishing you many hole-in-ones on your special day.

Love, me

DEADBEAT DAD

Oi Dad,

You owe mum $3,579.98 in child support. See you whenever you can fit me into your “busy” schedule. Hope you and Candy are well.

Regards, me